Beyond The Barrio: No More Making Out With Your Kids In Virginia

Saturday Virginia state legislators passed a law that would make it a sexual offense to french kiss anyone younger than thirteen. Uhhhh….scary that’s not already a law. But that’s the crazy world we live in. Meanwhile, in a lot of states, (probably Virginia!) it’s still against the law to blow your husband. Which is why we’re moving to Canada. Just kidding. We wouldn’t give Obama the satisfaction.

Law to make tongue kissing minors a sex offense [CNN]