





Former “American Idol” contestant no one has thought of before or since, Blake Lewis, has announced he thinks current contestant David Archuleta is “boring.”
The statement prompted much teeth gnashing and breast beating (and beat-boxing) along the congested streets of the internet, particularly in the comments section of rickey.org, a website which causes Safari to close every time we attempt to open it. Is this a sign? We think yes.
But what do you think of Lewis’ statement? Blasphemy? Lies? Or are we, as a nation, just not ready to fully embrace a young, slightly creepy boy who speaks entirely in clichés and has an overbearing stage parent for a father as the celebrity we deem worthy of being our new golden calf?
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David A isn’t boring. But he might be a kooky Mormon a la the Osmonds and the Jacksons (his dad’s getting a little scary already, I hear…)
Posted by Melissa Walker | March 25, 2008
@melissa: you’ve heard right.
re: the list
i’m going to need my walker in 3…2…
Posted by el smrtmnky | March 25, 2008
oh oh beatboxing blake better watch his azz now. i can see archuleta’s dad taking him out in a drive by
Posted by Lito S. | March 25, 2008
people just need to relax, it was a tiny comment made by someone. blake’s entitled to his opinion just as someone who wasn’t famous is.
Posted by hellagood | March 26, 2008
Blake has bashed David and his dad, David Cook, and Sanjaya (again, he does that every chance he gets) recently. Maybe he’s hoping the publicity will help his tanking single.
Posted by Karen | March 27, 2008
blake lewis much boring than david A!!
and david archuleta much cuter and more talented than blake! lol : )
Posted by ginn_35 | April 28, 2008