Britney Spears Video Premiere: Nothing “Breaks The Ice” Like Licking A Robot Thug

Britney Spears premiered the video for her latest single, “Break the Ice,” and, in what is perhaps a wise move on her people’s part, Brit does not actually appear. Neither does her actual, human voice, either, but that’s true of all her songs. More interesting than the actual video, though, are the responses it has gotten from those bastions of cultural consumption - the YouTube community. Below, some of our favorite reactions to “Break the Ice:”

yunheishere

why is her video japanese anime but featuring korean on the buildings?? LOL

LOL! We so totally noticed that, too! Nerd.

TruthAboutHeaven144

HÂS
S0ME0NE
SHÂRED
THE
TRÛTH
AßOUT
HEAVEN
WITH
Y0U?

Sëë Profilë Abovë (ª·ª¸ )

^

To be honest? The last time someone wanted to share the truth about heaven with us, we woke up face-down in New Jersey parking lot, wearing someone else’s pants.

hasn100

vdo so childish but the song he would have put some naruty clips it would be better thtz so childish lolz

lolz do u no wut iz evn more childish than this vdo? Nevermind.

Shadow6655

lol she has to make a anime video cuzz shes getting fat and cant move that fast any more

Actually, yes.

Katiekoneko

is it just me…or is this alot like toxic but cartoonish?

I still kind of like it.

No, yeah. We found it a little bit cartoonish, too.

Now let’s see how Socrates would have handled a debate concerning Britney’s video:

SOSH2005

ni parece britney, ni el video es para la cancion, un video como este lo tiene que hacer cuando tiene 40 años de carrera q ya no tiene mas nada para inventar no cuando a penas saco 3 cds me parec muy mal, yo que la compañia de discos la dejo ir en ves de bancar putas

skullstu

eso es cierto

no se parece a britney

britney esta bien gorda y la chamaca que sale en el video esta bien flaquita

alexzjay

Britney no esta gorda, gorda esta tu mama ;)

skullstu

mi mama esta bien falquita, britney sigue gorda

alexzjay

No.