Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend and future baby-mama, Brazilian model Camila Alves, is reportedly the perfect match for the shirt-adverse, bongo-loving actor because she, like him, is not overly concerned with trivialities like personal hygiene:

He said he finally met a girl who can go without a shower for a week - someone he can go mountain climbing and hiking with,” Pamela DePalma, president of DePalma Enterprises, which represents Camila’s new venture MUXO handbags tells In Touch. “Camila is incredibly easygoing.”

“Grossing potential consumers the fuck out” is a rather interesting tactic in trying to get people to buy handbags. But, really, who are we to say what’s an appropriate means of drawing two people together in this crazy world? So what if Matthew and Camila love each other because they can smell one another from across an intersection? Or, so what if we love our boyfriend because he’s totally willing to wear a dog collar and answer to the name “Muffy?” Who are you to judge, JUDGER?

Matthew McConaughey says girlfriend Camila can also go without a shower for a week [Celebitchy]