Christina Aguilera’s Los Angeles neighbors are reportedly up to here (roughly the left areola) with the singer and her husband’s propensity for enjoying late night romps in their pool:

“They don’t just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”

Knowing Christina Aguilera’s ability to sing melismatically for roughly seventeen hours, we’d probably be annoyed if she was our neighbor, too.

Neighbors Want Sexy Noises and Skinny Dipping To Stop [Hollywood Rag]