Daisy de la Hoya likes whiskey, coke, chucking razorblades at old ladies and, above all, she loves this great nation of ours. She shows her love and the bottom half of her asscheeks to war veterans on VH1’s “Rock of Love” because, of course, this is the way to Brett Michael’s heart. Did that not make sense? Well. Love rarely does, you guys. It rarely does. See, love is a rock you just can’t smoke. No matter how many trailers you accidentally burn down.