David Archuleta Schools Simon On Being Human

How did we miss this Tuesday? Oh yes, we never actually watch American Idol. When our little chuleta, David Archuleta, performed “Another Day In Paradise,” the homeless anthem by philosopher and bald Phil Collins, Simon Cowell criticized him saying his repetoire is getting depressing because last week he sang “Imagine.” The idea of no war and no possessions would bum you out, wouldn’t it Simon? Luckily, there’s enough sunshine and bunny rabbits in David’s heart to keep smiling and bring everyone, especially Ryan Seacrest, to his aid. Aw. It’s like Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch, but with highlights.