For a stripper, “American Idol” contestant David Hernandez seems to be wearing a whole lot clothes in these pictures, taken when he used to work at a gay cabaret. This is altogether too much clothing, D.

Especially those whiskered jeans. Honey, no. Whiskered jeans make girls look like they have a fat mons and guys look like they’re overcompensating / accidentally wearing their fat-monsed girlfriends’ jeans.

David Hernandez Shirtless Stripper (PICTURES)! American Idol David Hernandez Bar Dancer, CONFIRMED! [lalate]