“Payback is a, literally, bitch,” says Stephen Colbert, expressing his fear that, if women ruled the world, they would use the opportunity to kick ass and squash testicles in retaliation for hundreds of years of living in a male-dominated society. Look, Stephen. That’s not going to happen. Unless you pay us. Take a look and see if you agree with former Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers’ vague, kind of generalized arguments in support of her book, Why Women Should Rule The World. We do agree with her assertion, however, that the squeaky wheel gets the oil… and the chance to invade Iraq for it. Check it out.