A tattoo reading “VII VII MMVII,” her wedding date, has mysteriously gone missing from desperate actress Eva Longoria’s wrist. Folks speculate it might be because her marriage to basketball player Tony Parker is crumbling faster than the impetigo on Amy Winehouse’s face:

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have been plagued with rumors of discord since their marriage last summer, with a French model claiming to have engaged in an affair with Eva’s husband, basketball player Tony Parker, after the two met at Parker and Longoria’s wedding.

See, now, a more interesting prank that Ashton Kutcher, Mario Lopez, et al. could have played would be for her to waltz down Robertson Avenue with a tattoo of Mario Lopez’s face on her face. Then, oh! How we would have laughed! Or chuckled half-heartedly!

Eva Longoria Removes Evidence Of Her Marriage From Her Skin [A Socialite’s Life]