Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham took a quiet, unassuming stroll under the tens of millions of flashing paparazzi cameras together with Victoria’s son Cruz. Or Romero. Or Lothario.

We wonder what these two have to talk about. Economic recession? String theory? The principle of eternal recurrence? It’s really anyone’s guess! It appears, however, given their respective expressions, that they are discussing hemorrhoids.

Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria Go Shopping [A Socialite’s Life]