Had your fill of Eva Longoria news? Too bad! We’re hungover as hell and taking it out on you. For her 33rd birthday celebration in Miami, Land of Tacky Cakes, Eva commissioned a cake with her face plastered all over it:

The hit of the party? A Vanilla Rum flavored cake by Edda’s Cake Designs bearing her likeness! “Eva’s personal assistant contacted the company on Monday, March 10,” a rep from Edda’s tells Star. “A friend of Eva’s recommended us.”

On Saturday, March 15, a baker and an artist worked on the cake for three hours using a photo supplied by Eva’s camp as inspiration. Then Eva’s assistant came and picked up the cake to bring it to a mansion on Fisher Island. “Her assistant called later that day to say Eva loved it,” the rep said.

Edda’s Cake Designs! Holy shit, we totes know Edda and her cakes! Next time we’re home for our birthday, we’re going to get a cake made that will feature us wrestling with a dragon being pulled away by an eagle. Also, the cake will play music. And blow bubbles.

Eva’s Birthday Cake Revealed! [Star Magazine]