TuesdayMarch252008

Fueled By Her Angry Insistence Of Having Conceived Her Twins Naturally, Jennifer Lopez Will Compete In Triathlon

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Jennifer Lopez has confided to her close friend, People magazine, that she plans to run a triathlon in a few months in order to make her babies proud. Unnecessary, JLo! Nothing makes a child more proud than being sold to the public for millions:

“Probably in October, September/October…I want my babies to be proud of me,” Lopez told People magazine.
The new mom said she already lost much of the weight that she gained during her pregnancy, but insists she is in no hurry to loose it all. Lopez said she is enjoying her babies right now.

Celebrities: They truly are just like us. The first thing we enjoy when we gain weight are our new babies, too.

Jennifer Lopez to Compete in Triathlon [HHE]

Comments

i just saw that j-lo movie “bordertown” and i think it was pretty good… why did it get panned?

If she wants her babies to be proud of her, perhaps she should not focus on something physical and instead start with a little honesty. Actually, a lot of honesty. And compassion wouldn’t hurt, either.

Oh, who am I kidding? This is JLo. The broad who judges everything, except her husband, by physical appearance.

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