Because either way you pronounce, be it properly or gringofied, “Quintana” has a sort of regal ring to it. This funny lil’ commenter rarely leaves comments, but still managed to produce two that had laughing. Or at least grimacing in a sort of semblance of a smile. We’re out of practice.

So without further ado (it’s Friday, after all, and Robitussin doesn’t just drink itself), let’s take a look at Quintana’s little gems from this week, plus a retro comment we threw in for good measure:

Re: Hey, Even Vegans Can Parade Around As Pieces Of Meat

Veganism has confused me ever since my crazy sister yelled at me for not buying wheat chicharones.

Basically, I’m on the side of whoever has the best sense of humor. Sex workers - those are some fun folks to hang out with. Vegan activists - grim at the best of times.

Vegan activists using sex workers to make more vegan activists - this just seems like something out of a reverse James Bond movie.

Re: “The Look Book” Profiles Latina Socialites Eglantina Zingg And Elisa Estrada, Made Us Look

@Marco…I’m embarrassed that it sounds like an interview with you, too.

The worst part is that if I was on their private jet and it went down over the Andes, there’s not enough meat on both these babes TOGETHER to make a decent taco.

And, one from a while back that caught our attention:

Re: Covering The Coverage: More News From Jennifer Lopez’s BabyNameGate ‘O8

Is it my imagination, or is Marc Anthony just Steve Buscemi with better coloring?

Guffaw! Alrighty, kittens. Have enjoyable, if not memorable, weekends.