Well, children. It’s time once again to gather ‘round the computer screen, hold hands, and sing the praises of one of our lovely and talented little Guanababies. That’s right! It’s time for a shout-out. This week, we applaud la roncha for her often blunt observations. She also may or may not be a former stripper, but is definitely a chola. Admit it, ronch:

Re: Being A Former Stripper Is The New Flashing Your Vagina To The Paparazzi

last week i thought i saw him in hawaii… but it wasn’t him.

This seriously made us laugh out loud for like five minutes. But that could have been the space cake.

Re: Chola Makeup Tutorial: Hickeys Not Included

i’ve only done the chola look once. it was for about 5 mins at work. it’s what happens when you aint got shit to do.

i gotta look for that picture!

We fully admit to doing this exact same thing the other day. And posting the evidence on Facebook. By the way, those who send the results of their own “Chola Makeup Tutorial” to tips@guanabee.com will get a free pan de chocha. Or a lie.

Re: Argentine Gnome Is Just A Little Scary

ay that is so creepy.. I would have shit my pants if i was one those kids!

it’s probs just some drunk midget!

Hmm. We don’t remember visiting Argentina.

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eat some bitterballen

and then after you’ve had enough space cake & heineken go look for the windmills …there should be six.

We predict Gabriel will totally have his mouth full of bitterballen.

So, that’s it for this week, kittens. Much love to la roncha and her infinite cuteness.