Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got, Jennifer Lopez is certifiably insane:

A source said: “Jennifer has gone all-out to give the twins an amazing childhood.

“She had the nursery painted a beautiful aquamarine and light blue - colors which are supposed to have intelligence boosting properties.

We heard the combination of black, white and red are the most stimulating for newborns. But then again, we eat paste, so what do we know. Mmm. Paste.

“She listened to classical music throughout her pregnancy and is now having music piped through to the nursery to help relax her youngsters.

“She has employed a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week and is also superparanoid about hygiene.

“The twins’ wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate room, so they don’t contaminate the babies’ area.

Her twins have wings?! Freaks. You know how all this is going to turn out, don’t you? For all the colors and massages and presents and baby bottles carved of marble, these brats are going to be seated directly behind you at a nice restaurant, flinging boogers at each other and crying because there are no chicken fingers on the menu. Oh but their room was aquamarine! They listened to Mozart! Boogers and chicken, people. That’s all those little monsters are interested in.

Jennifer Lopez hires a masseuse and color therapist for her newborn twins [Showbiz Spy]