People Magazine Pictures Prove Jennifer Lopez's Babies Are Natural...ly Evil
Have you heard? Rumored Scientologist, Jennifer Lopez, has given birth to not one, but two, completely naturally conceived babies! By Xenu.
Look deeply into the strangely blank “visual sensory detection devices” implanted into girl-twin Emme Maribel’s (5 pounds, 7 ounces of pure thetan-chomping malice) “totally normal, human head” and try not to get the urge to wear a black turtleneck and jump onto the nearest couch, ottoman or Will Smith. Just try.
After the jump, a picture of “the normal one,” too:
What Has J-Lo Spawned? [Gawker]
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Somebody paid those losers 6 mil for a pic of that? I could just go to the zoo or a Star Wars exhibit to see that.
Posted by Latin_Princess | March 27, 2008
Looks like these kids got the Willis curse
(as in Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah). They, unfortunately turned out looking like the ugly parent.
Posted by Lainah | March 27, 2008
probesitos ..I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.. my sobrino when he was born lookd like an ugly old man … now at 7 months he is so cute!
Posted by la roncha | March 28, 2008
i THINK THAT THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by LIPOF AN ANGLE | April 06, 2008
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Posted by pRiNCESS_sTiiNA | April 21, 2008
ahahaha! j.lo’s got a pretty baby and 1 thats so freakin ugly(no offence no matter how offensive the words are they’re truthful) 1 looks lik freakin minime from austin powers ahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by mike | July 17, 2008