Jessica Alba Is Pregnant With Mike Myers’ Mini-Me

Mike Myers made a funny at Jessica Alba’s expense when the two presented a peek at their upcoming movie The Love Guru. And then Jessica Alba was all like “Haha. NOT!:”

The “Austin Powers” actor was in the house to premiere a sneak peek at his new movie “The Love Guru” (out June 20th), and when Alba came onstage to lend a little star power, Myers utilized his shrewd observation skills to score a laugh.

Introducing the “Good Luck Chuck” actress, Mike asserted that she was the “mother of his child.” Of course, Jessica set him straight, noting that someone in the media would bypass the fact checking process and print the statement as true.

So, in that spirit…

…Jessica Alba is totally, unequivocally pregnant with the product of her and Mike Myers’ sweet, sweet lovemaking. Also, she’s bald. And a Nazi.

Jessica Alba Lampooned by Mike Myers [Celebrity Gossip]