Just what you need to go with those penis cushions you bought last month— a boobie baby. From Japan, where the kink comes from, this little cutie is called Funwari Milk-chan. That means “Fluffy Milk” in Japanese and she’s just one of the citizens of the “palm-sized” (how convenient!), Milk Village, a quiet, southern hamlet the size of Tokyo Dome. Meet the rest of Fluffy Milk’s boobie buddies after the jump. Including Ganguro Milk-chan who has a nipple piercing!

From the website:

Each character has a distinct personality and background. Funwari Milk-chan (pictured at left, center) is easygoing. Despite her dream of growing large, she remains small. She loves collagen, and napping is her favorite pastime. Can Milk-san (top left) is a celebrity entertainer, always aglitter. She has an American boyfriend and loves going to beauty salons. Ganguro Milk-chan (bottom left), despite being a gyaru with a pierced nipple, is mature and level-headed. She spends all her time to practicing-to dance, and she enjoys purikura. Peach Milk-chan (top right), a spider-hating fashionista who is scary when angry, is well-informed and lowbrow into anything. Milko-chan (bottom right) is still a baby - but a genius. She loves to invent things, and her pacifier apparently holds the secret to her smarts.

Anyone want to send us one? We’ll let you cop a feel.

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