Paris Vogue is helpful, unless, we guess, you’re in Lyon or Rouen. See, sometimes, certain articles or styles of clothing will come back into fashion after being worn for a few years solely by thirteen year old girl in Kentucky, only to remind us once again that they never should have existed in the first place. Things like snoods, shoulder-pads and small children are accessories that should never have been draped over a person’s body, much less several times over a series of decades. Paris Vogue cover girl Kate Moss demonstrates, helpfully, the fact no one, not even Kate Moss, looks good in tie-dye. Unless you’re really into looking like you just slept in vomit or sat in some mayonnaise by accident and are trying to mask the fact. We’re not even going to comment on the fact that the tie-dye in question appears to be splashed all over a pair of bellbottoms.

Actually, we guess we just did. We’ll continue. Bellbottoms are helpful if you have elephantitis of the ankles. So we cannot judge a wearer of bellbottoms, because we try to avoid setting ourselves up for an awkward explanation revolving around elephantitis of the ankles.

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