Latino Future Looking A Lot Like Tits And Ass To Us

We just received our first print copy of Latino Future–the Phoenix based magazine that’s trying to launch into markets further east like Houston and anywhere else someone will accept their offer of a free subscription. And we hate to break it to you, folks, but if this magazine is any indication, the latino future is a lot like the latino present and the latino past–complete with misogyny and beisbol! What the hell is Latino Future, you ask? From their vision statement on a way too busily designed MySpace page:

Latino Future envisions and supports a world that takes advantage of the richness and diversity of Latino culture. We offer entertainment and information vital to our community. We encourage a new generation of leadership willing to give back to the community and become the role models for the next generation. POWER~PASSION~SUCCESS~STYLE

The Power-Passion-Success-Style happening under calendar ho Sofia Vergara’s (heh–VERGAra) bikini top inspired us to give back the following helpful critique from our sweaty-ass little brother over at Machochip:

Machochip: Is that Stuff en Español?
Guanabee: No it’s Latino Future.
Machochip: What the hell is Latino Future?
Guanabee: Tits, apparently.
Machohip: Why the hell are they covering her chichis if she’s fucking half naked on the cover? Is that a nod to decency? Stupid. Give me chocha o nada.

There you have it, Latino Future. Just 86 the role model crap–no one’s buying it– and make with the whip cream bikinis. Everyone’s buying those!

Latino Future [MySpace]