ThursdayMarch062008

"Marcela" From "Millionaire Matchmaker" Is Not A Former Stripper, Is Probably A Former Escort

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“Millionarie Matchmaker” is a reality series that follows professional matchmaker Patti Stanger as she hooks up rich men with hot women and smiles as rose petals, champagne flutes and pre-nups fly through the air. One of the show’s contestants, “Marcela” happens to look an awful lot like “Victoria,” an escort on a Miami-based “dating” site called “Miami Companions.” And let’s just throw in one more pair of “quotations marks” for good measure. So, let’s meet Victoria:

Victoria, her profile informs us, is 5’10”, 125 pounds of pure Czech lovin.’ Her turns ons are “smart, funny and ambitious people” who have to pay a woman to be in the same room with them, and her turn offs include “arrogant, selfish and sarcastic people,” like sexy female bloggers. Her breasts are all natural (yay!) and her favorite place is California (boo!). She can be ours yours for $300/hour.

Thank you, “Miami Companions!”

Victoria [Miami Companions]

Comments

Met her during my stay at South Beach… thumbs down…

Meh…Isn’t Millionaire Matchmaker a glamorized escort service anyway?

I loves me some MM. I can’t believe Browsef actually proposed to Cidney!!! How successful businessmen can be so stupid is always funny to me…

gamer …that was her brother u went out wit….pendejo….

@dickster

How would gamer know? He only had 75 bucks, and there’s not much time for talking when your “date” only lasts 15 minutes.

I dont know why anyone in USA acts like its abig surprize that Gorgeous Young Women Take the money of the foolish Business men for sex when in reality weather its a wife trying to convince her hubby to buy that new washer or a college student trying to make ends meet…ALL WOMEN WHORE THEMSELVES TO THE MEN IN THIER LIVES- only difference is.. the student doesnt have to wash shit stains out of the guys underware..she the smarter one as far as i am concerned!

SHE’S OK LOOKING. BUT WHY NOT GET ALL SHE CAN? THE MEN TRY TO! YOU GO GIRL! STUPID ASS MEN WANNA PAY FOR IT? GOOD, WE’LL SELL IT - EXPENSIVELY!

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