Mariah Carey And Carlos Santana Shill Shoes And Perfume For Macy’s

If you’ve ever equated the bunions and blisters you get from stilettos with blues and soul, then Carlos Santana is your guy. The famous guitarist teams up with Mariah Carey’s hair extensions in a commercial for Macy’s. Carlos is selling his shoes, which all look like a drag queen queefed all over Mardi Gras, and Mariah is huskily selling her new fragrance. Which probably smells like a drag queen queefing all over Mardi Gras.