



Nicole Kidmanesque actress Naomi Watts went on Jimmy Kimmel (not literally, which is a shame) to discuss her baby, her nanny and her ass. The nanny in question, Carmen, is apparently an assless wonder with a big, fat mouth because she told Naomi she had a “big ass.” Big if you’re a terrifying Argentine midget cripple, maybe. Wethinks Carmensita might just be a little jealous. And listening to too much Shakira.
