New Condoms Will Help You Match Your Rubbers To Your Outfit

If you get embarrassed at having piña colada flavored Magnums spill out of your purse every time you reach for change, these prettily-packaged (lolz) condoms from “Proper Attire” might be a nice alternative:

The fashionably chic PROPER ATTIRE design ensures that now you can feel completely comfortable buying condoms and carrying them with you. With four trendy styles — Basic (regular); Color (colored); Dots (studded); XL (extra large) — PROPER ATTIRE condoms are a safe, yet fun way to protect yourself and your partner and do it with style!

They seem to be marketed specifically towards women, or fashion-conscious men we guess, as “fashion accessories” available at high-end boutiques and W Hotels. But, hey. If that’s what gets more women to buy their own protection and take care of their health, so be it. It certainly helps that we think the packaging for the condoms, the proceeds of which support Planned Parenthood, is really quite lovely. Now: How long until they make matching blindfolds?

[Proper Attire]