Nicole Richie Keeps Us Abreast Of The Latest In Douchebag Fashions

Nicole Richie may not be feeling her post-pregnancy body, but we’re sure there are a lot of people who wouldn’t be opposed. She joined her boyfriend and baby-daddy, Joel Madden, at the grand opening of his clothing store, DCMA, which stands for “Douches Can Mate Also.” Actually we have no idea what it stands for. It probably just tripped off the tongue a little more easily than “You Can Probs Get This At Hot Topic.”

But, you know, there just weren’t enough places for fifth graders and those with similar reading comprehension skills to buy hoodies adorned with skulls for $88.00.

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