Sexy gnome Nicole Richie, who very recently gave birth to her first child, is in talks to design her own line of maternity wear that will draw attention away from her fat, ugly womb. Because hiring a stylist makes one more than qualified to design clothing. Says a source who is probably Nicole:

“Nicole is determined to bring out a line of clothes, with the focus being on maternity wear. Her line is going to be clean and simple, with emphasis on clothes that flatter the figure without drawing attention to the fact the wearer is pregnant.”

Yes, good Lord! Finally someone who understands that the best way to dress for pregnancy is to try and distract people from noticing your voluptuous uterus. Would you wear Nicole’s maternity line? Or would wrapping yourself in a blanket with a “I’m not pregnant!” sign around your neck work just as well?

Nicole Richie’s Unslutty Materity Line Coming [Hollywood Rag]