Nude Audrina Partridge Photos Test Our Ability To Avoid "The Hills" Puns
Gossip site “What Would Tyler Durden Do?” obtained photos from a test shoot questionably famous “The Hills” star (imploding blackhole?), Audrina Partridge, did for Playboy magazine when she was but a mere slip of a nobody fresh out of high school. The shoot shows her cavorting around the Playboy mansion, wearing those old slutty-high-school-girl standbys, a plaid miniskirt and cowgirl hat.
The photos were never published, because Audrina is now being paid to be friends with good-girl “The Hills” star, Lauren Conrad. In any case, if you squint really hard and tilt your head to the left, Audrina almost looks slightly interesting.
More NSFW photos of Audrina being sexy as cardboard can be found here.
Would you ever pose nude for a magazine or website? And, if you did, you wouldn’t wear a cowgirl hat and/or a plaid skirt from the clearance rack at “Hot Topics” right? Ladies?
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Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
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Daniel Mauser
I thought she looked hot until i saw those heels. I guess that’s why I like boys.
Posted by Chismona | March 19, 2008
i wouldn’t pose nude… but if I did i would rock it like kate winslet in titanic, with only the necklace on.
Posted by la roncha | March 19, 2008
Ummm no….id rather flap to the britney hentai video…
Posted by latinogamer | March 19, 2008
Date: Mar 19, 2008 9:44 AM
Subject: In regards to the photos!
Body: Regarding the photos that someone released to the public today without my consent, I wanted you to know they were taken when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I intended them to be artistic and not in any way provocative. The photos were for personal and portfolio use only and not meant to be seen by the public. I was naive, overly trusting of people and inexperienced. I thought that to be a model you had to be comfortable in front of the camera. I’m not ashamed of these photos, but I dont want my young fans to think they have to do what I did. I hope people can learn from my inexperience. It’s been almost five years since I posed for that shoot, and during that time I have learned many lessons about this business.
xoxo
Audrina
Posted by Audrina | March 19, 2008
definately a whore.
sure they were “artistic”. no.
shes hot ifffffffffff you BLACKOUT her face.
her eyes are really annoying.
they’re droopy like those dogs… with the droopy eyes.
Posted by Bruce Fox | March 20, 2008