Oregon Man Gives “Target Practice” A Whole New Meaning, Sprays Baby Batter At Woman In A Target Store
12 March 2008, 6:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser
A man in Clackamas, Oregon sprayed a woman with his semen at his friendly neighborhood Target. Ricardo José Faulk totally faulked all over a stranger’s leg in front of her young son. The woman immediately alerted store security and Faulk soon turned himself in, was charged with misdemeanor harassment, tested for STDs and then released upon an unsuspecting world once again.
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that is so disgusting
…but that is the funniest thing i’ve heard all day!!!
Clackaman, Oregon? More like Smackaman! I would have beat the shit out of him.
how was he not arrested for indecent exposure? or was he carrying his spunk in a spray bottle?
It’s ClackaMAS. You know, mas clacka. And he was arrested for harassment. Guess he was just looking for a Target. Doh!
i would have gone postal on him!
he sure hit his target! jajajaja, sorry I think I am still drunk.
To all the idiots below me who say they would kick his ass… I understand hearing the news and the way they say things would make you hate Ricky, but if you tried to even touch him he would have you on the ground and bloody so quick you wouldn’t have time to do anything. B*tches. I am not condoning what he did at all, but being his friend I actually know what happened and what was going on with Ricky during that time so shut the hell up and don’t judge what you don’t know.