Paris Hilton May Join Nicole Richie In Ruining “Chicago”

Producers behind the Broadway show “Chicago”, obviously thinking the apocalypse should just hurry up and get here already, have asked Paris Hilton to join their production. This comes on the heels of the news that her former “Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie, is in talks to play Roxie Hart in the show. No word yet on who Paris will play, although we’re keeping our fingers crossed for “theater usher.”

Producers feel having both Paris and Nicole in the production will double ticket sales, although we don’t really see the logic in paying money to watch two people lip synch their way through a publicity stunt. We’re still feeling heartbroken over Milli Vanilli.

Paris Hilton “Chicago” Broadway Production [Popcrunch]
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