Greedy child-hoarder Penelope Cruz says she would like to adopt twenty children. Probably so their teensy little hands can sew up a batch of her Mango clothing:

“I’d love to have kids. Maybe I’ll adopt about 20 children - that’s been my dream since I was a little girl,” said Penelope.

“I love children, but at the moment I’m happy with my career. If one day I have a baby I’m not going to be able to work like I do now….I can be in London one day, Miami the next, New York after that, then back to L.A. I travel more than some pilots! I’d still want to work when I have children, but not as much as I do now.”

We kind of love quotes out of context like this, because it’s easy to imagine the speaker saying all this to you completely unprompted. Like Penelope Cruz just randomly goes up to strangers, saying, “I want twenty kidth!”

PENELOPE CRUZ WANTS 20 KIDS [Holy Moly]