Jennifer Lopez’s eighty bajillion (three million) dollar cover for People magazine hits newsstands this week and, truth be told, her twins don’t look like they’d go for maybe for than 2 G’s each on the black market, tops:

This week’s issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday, features 12 pages of new photos of the pop star with husband Marc Anthony and their 1-month-old bundles of joy inside their Long Island home and nursery.

The happy new parents spoke candidly to PEOPLE about the pregnancy, addressing everything from Jennifer’s weight gain to rumors of infertility. For all the details, pick up the new issue, on newsstands Friday.

That’s 1.5 mil per twin that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting paid to pimp out wee little Max and Emme. And do you know what that money is going towards? More albums. And, we don’t know about you, but we just don’t want to live in a world where Jennifer Lopez continues to sing songs about she loves you, boy, and wants you, baby, baby. Baby.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: See Jennifer Lopez’s Twins! [People]