“Project Runway’s” Christian Siriano Has Burrowed His Way Into Our Hearts Like The Most Ferosh Little Heart Worm Evaaar
14 March 2008, 12:00 PM. By Daniel Mauser
We’re going to make a confession: We don’t care if “Project Runway” winner and living muppet Christian Siriano is so three and a half minutes ago, we think he’s super talented, hilarious and endlessly fascinating. We can ruminate on his hair alone or wonder how he gets his skinny jeans to stay so skinny and not go all baggy at the ass for, like, at least twenty minutes. In that spirit, we’d like to share five of our favorite Christian moments from this season, whilst trying extremely hard not to turn into a hot tranny mess in the process. And that’s going to be pretty hard, because we’ve only just started and are already trying to supress this urge to snap our fingers in Z formation while saying something to the effect of, “I don’t know much about clothes, but my hair. Looks. Fierce.”
“Dying of Barfness”
So, ok. Christian Siriano is basically a modern day Geoffrey Chaucer. He has a way with words like a fierce Thai tranny hooker has a way with face-sitting. Case in point: “Dying of barfness?” Pure poetry.
“Ferocia Coutura”
Here’s more evidence of Christian’s ability to spout little silk-swathed word nuggets wherever he goes. In this clip, the contestants describe their ideas for their respective divas, with Christian’s, a hairspray-wielding bitch named Ferocia Coutura, leaving all the others in a cloud of aerosol and confusion.
“Asians are Fierce”
Especially when you don’t feed them for a week.
“Fierce Bitches Up in My Life”
There is absolutely no doubt in our minds that Christian’s life is utterly chock-full of completely insane amounts of fierce bitchery. Its a veritable kennel.
“I’m a Beast”
Christian arm wrestles with some former prison inmate named Sweetpea. Or something.
…Oh, she wasn’t an inmate? Awkward.
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I love him too!
…but PLEASE dont start using fierce or ferosh!
another blog [p*r*z] is starting to use those words on almost every other entry. and it annoying.
it’s like when everyone starting saying ‘thats hot’ like paris hilton
@ la roncha: Jesus, I’ve totally noticed that, too! But, rest assured, I’m too busy trying to make “awko taco” happen to promote some other bitch’s catchphrase.
I heart him!
Did you happen to catch the SNL sketch about him? Loved it!
Um I adore me some Christian BUT the phrases “fierce” and “hot mess” have been huge in the urban gay community for AGES. The general public is just not used to being exposed to that kind of slang unfortunetly!
awko taco …what is that from? it makes me think of wacko jacko.
@bianca_cheri … yeah i know i have a few guy ‘girl’ friends that say fierce since like forever but ever since Christian came to be it seems like if everything i read and everyone around me is using it. so you can tell certain people are saying it because of him.. i guess they want to be/sound cool or should i say fierce just like christian.
If i was him I was stop just because everyone else is saying fierce and ferosh.