Sarah Jessica Parker Takes Issue With You Calling Her Ugly. Or Doesn’t. She Can’t Decide.
19 March 2008, 11:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Actress Sarah Jessica Parker, the woman we single-handedly hold responsible for keeping us from ever walking above 14th Street for fear of what Cosmo-swilling Kansas transplant we might find there, was so not upset that Maxim, that most sophisticated of magazines for the over-compensating heterosexual male, named her 2007’s “World’s Unsexiest Woman.” She said:
“What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old ’sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy.”
Which is an awesome attitude for an unsexy person to have. Now, however, Sarah Jessica is admitting that, possibly maybe, the title of “Unsexiest” did ruffle her feathers. But only because she feels it’s insulting to her husband, straight actor Matthew Broderick. She recently told Grazia magazine:
“It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking…It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.”
When asked for comment, Matthew looked up from the latest issue of Arabian Horse World and said:
“What?”
Sarah Jessica Parker Laughs Off ‘Unsexiest Woman Alive’ Vote [The Post Chronicle]
“It’s Condemnation!” [dlisted]
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She is ugly, unsexy and any other adjective that means UNATTRACTIVE. End of story.
aww pobresita!
…because everyone that lives in Williamsburg was born & raised in NYC.
@ jrod: No, true, but I’m not consciously living out a television series and my voice-over narrations are never muttered out loud.
I feel bad for her too, i think she is cute. Who the fuck are these losery computer nerds that vote on that shit? Definately ones who cannot get with the women they vote for as being sexy.
hold up on the computer nerd comments, you’re making me feel so… unsexy. by the by, maxim readers & writers are more like frat boys and sales types - the mortal enemies of computer nerds. (there’s a good chance your boyfriend probably reads it.) as for me, i’ve always thought she was hot though i’ve never made it through a whole episode of the show. ok, now back to the binary. ciao, besitos.