Scary Butch Woman’s Exit Speech Inspires American Idol Theme Song

A poor man’s Flight Of the Conchords duo called Rhett & Link have written an amusing melody to accompany the goodbye speech of one American Idol Season 7 reject named Alexis Cohen–who kind of scares the shit out of us, by the way. Say the guys, “We hope Alexis Cohen’s farewell rant from the premiere of American Idol 7, set here to English club music, will inspire you.” The lyrics are after the jump!

One day. Somehow, some way. And I hope that someone sees that I have some talent somewhere. Whether it be in acting or singing. Or whether it be the fact that I have the chutzpah, and the ?, To be able to get up and talk. To be able to say what I m thinking. To be able to say what I mean. To be able to speak the heart. To be able to…talk. To be able to lead. I will be victorious. Always be victorious. All rising!

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