Shakira’s Small, Humble Breasts Will Never Become Cocky-Ass Mountains
11 March 2008, 3:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Singer with breasts, Shakira, has come to terms with her status as a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee after writing those stupid lyrics about her -humiliated- humble boobs:
The 31-year-old singer confesses she used to hate her small boobs and she once joked they could be “confused with mountains” in her breakthrough single Whenever, Wherever.
Colombian Shakira says, “I used to worry about my breast size, but I’ve finally accepted myself for who I am. Besides, a big butt is more important in Latin culture.”
Colombian Shakira is possibly missing the point. We don’t think, “Yeah, my breasts are ok. Because men like my ass” is entirely the right message to send fans when it comes to healthy body image. Unless you’ve got a flat belly. If only because it’s super annoying to try and do a line off a special friend’s stomach, only to have it get lost in her belly roll.
We’re curious to hear (read? laugh at?) your opinions though. Does size really matter when it comes to breasts? Or is Shakira making mountains out of a couple of molehills?
Shakira Is Happy With Her Small Boobs [Star Pulse]
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“Besides, a big butt is more important in Latin culture” - Woot! Woot! Im so glad someone has made this revelation because i’ve been trying to convince people that anything more than a mouth full on the chest is merely excess and probably goes to waste!
I have a billboard ass. It advertises much, but delivers very little.
maybe shakira can do a kelly and go up one cup size?
Well personally, as a male who enjoys the glutious maximous over the “fun-bags”……..
@BootyButnoBoobs: Yeah but Latin guys have such big mouths. Parum pum! I’m here all week.
it all depends on the guy.
but true story… i’ve turned a ass man into a chichi man!
Saint Mammary and Saint Gluteus got in a fight when I was born. And somewhere amongst their lightning bolt shots, I ended up with both. Which makes it impossible to wear a jersey-dress or button-down shirts without looking like someone should stick a single on me.
@L_P,
They didn’t get into a fight. They decided to coexist in peaceful harmony. :D