So David Hernandez Won’t Be Kicked Off “American Idol” After All

Former stripper and current crush David Hernandez is going to stay on “American Idol” until he’s eventually voted off and finds himself starring in Skinemax movies about gardeners or mechanics of pizza delivery guys who have a strange aversion to shirts:

A person close to the show, who is not authorized to comment publicly and asked not to be identified, told The Associated Press on Tuesday that there were no plans to remove Hernandez from the Fox singing competition - despite the semifinalist’s past as a male stripper.

So secretive! We’d make some sort of joke about looking for weapons of mass destruction and make some euphemism about the contents of David’s pants, but we’re tired. And drunk.

Source: ‘Idol’ Stripper To Stay [CBS News]