This Could Be Eliot Spitzer’s Ho. Oh, Also He Just Resigned.
12 March 2008, 12:30 PM. By Guanabee Staff
Page Six is saying this is Eliot Spitzer’s professional woman of record, but we don’t know for sure as there must be a million brunette, five-foot-five hoes who like “dining in fancy places and will show up wearing very high heels” in the world. Still it’s fun to, you know, speculate on women being hoes without anyone being able to call us on it because it’s news! In other less sexy developments, the governor of New York did announce today that he will be stepping down from office on Monday. We suppose he needs time to pack because his wife didn’t speed things along by just setting all his shit on fire.
‘Deeply sorry,’ Spitzer to step down by Monday [CNN]
Spitzer’s Hooker “Revealed” [Page Six]
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And by “swimsuit model” they mean she appeared in an episode of Bang Bus.
Why is everyone so surprised. He is known for his criminal probes.
Still not worth four thousand bucks, i mean, come on…At least now we know he wasn’t a fiscal conservative…