Watchando: Hopes That Was Her Water Breaking

Halle Birthday gave birth to a baby girl over the weekend. It’s probably still a better driver than Halle. [Star]
ABBA drummer Ola Brunkert was found dead in his apartment after having fallen into a sliding glass door. Decidedly unfABBAlous. [CNN]
Jennifer Lopez was finally able to take a break from the arduous task of looking after her team of nannies. The singer left her house for the first time since giving birth to visit NBC studios. [TransWorld News]
JPMorgan bought financial firm Bear Stearns for a paltry $2 a share. This St. Patrick’s day, Bear Stearns employees can look forward to green beer seasoned with tears. [CNN Money]
Oil ~~hair~~ heir Brandon Davis stole a diamond watch from music producer Scott Storch and cried when confronted about it. He later used the tears to fry up some pretty tasty chips. [Page Six]