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Desperate actress Eva Longoria lends her shrill, obnoxious voice to Hilary Clinton’s campaign. [I’m Not Obsessed]
So it turns out the “Shaman” who blessed Paris Hilton in public is actually an actor whose body of work includes Mutant Vampire Zombies From The Hood. Which basically makes him Jesus. [TMZ]
Nicole Richie’s People magazine cover is outselling Christina Aguilera’s. In related news, we had a massive bowel movement this morning. [msnbc]
If Adrian Grenier thinks his ass is a non-event, he’s probably not going to come to the “Adrian Grenier’s Assapalooza Event Extravaganza” we’re having. [A Socialite’s Life]
Celebrities without necks are almost as fun as celebrities without mouths. [Celebitchy]