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- Jessica Alba likes to eat ham and cheese sandwiches, but only if they’re in the form of a croque monsieur in a Parisian cafĂ©. She’s tres fancy and shit. [MySpace]
- Shhh! Don’t tell Adriana Lima that bras go under clothing. [A Socialite’s Life]
- Nicole Richie thinks boobs are slutty and wants hers to go away. We think Nicole Richie is a boob and want her to go away. [Showbiz Spy]
- Christina Aguilera channels Grace Kelly in an ad for Stephen Webster jewelry. Or a tranny channeling Grace Kelly, at any rate. [Page Six]
- Writer Michael Musto makes a better cracked-out Lindsay Lohan playing a drunken Marilyn Monroe than Lindsay Lohan does. Also: Nice ass, Musto. [Towleroad]