Watchando: Orange You Glad Green Clothes Hide Vomit Stains?

18 March 2008, 2:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser

A new Cheetos campaign called “The Orange Underground” teaches you, through a series of easy-to-follow videos, how to be a complete and utter asswipe. [YouTube]
Will Smith insists he and wife Jada are not Scientologists. They’re just weird. [Rush & Molloy]
Jessica Alba looks how we feel post St. Patrick’s day debauchery. [PopSugar]
Some people think Kristin Davis’ fake sex tape is totally real. [Defamer]
DMX doesn’t know what the fuck a “Barack” is. [Daily Intelligencer]