At a recent NYFD fundraiser, Marc Anthony (Needle scratch. New York City Fire Department… and Marc Anthony? Such seemingly disparate entities. Like pouring vodka over Cocoa Puffs which, seriously, don’t knock it ‘til you try it. Anyway…) shared he is such a good father to his newborn twins, he’s earned the nickname “the burp whisperer.” Why? God, who even cares:

“I’m so hands-on with them that the household developed a nickname for me.”

“They call me the Burp Whisperer.”

The household. Does Jennifer even remember she gave birth? She probably just has some vague memory of maybe possibly taking a particularly excruciating caca one day before going off to light a kitten on fire or whatever it is that JLo does in her spare time.

Jennifer Lopez’s husband dubbed the “Burp Whisperer” [Showbiz Spy]