Woman Stuck To Toilet Seat For Two Years Finally Gets Some Relief

A woman in Ness County, Kansas was removed from a toilet in her boyfriend's mobile home after having sat there for two years. Her skin has become grafted onto the toilet seat, which had to be removed from the rest of the commode with a crowbar. Her boyfriend, Romeo that he is, brought her food and water and asked her daily if she was ready to get up. It might just be that we're cynical, but this whole situation smells kind of funny to us.