Woman Stuck To Toilet Seat For Two Years Finally Gets Some Relief
13 March 2008, 2:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser
A woman in Ness County, Kansas was removed from a toilet in her boyfriend’s mobile home after having sat there for two years. Her skin has become grafted onto the toilet seat, which had to be removed from the rest of the commode with a crowbar. Her boyfriend, Romeo that he is, brought her food and water and asked her daily if she was ready to get up. It might just be that we’re cynical, but this whole situation smells kind of funny to us.
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ok first the cum shooting story and now this…
Guanabe were do you find this stuff?
I once drank a lot of aguardiente and puked the next day in a toilet….that felt like 2 years…..
Just a couple observations. . .
I don’t have sound on my computer at work, so, if you look at this without the story, all they do is flash glimpses of the trailer, the hospital sign, and the cop. . .like when Sightings never really showed ghosts, just played that creepy music. I’m a dork, and into ghosts. :P
I have learned nothing.
Second. The screen of the actual reporting is getting to be so small. One day it will only be a 10th of the whole screen!
OMG this is so gross…
I’ve already been grossed out for the day…I went to the Machochip website and the first thing I read about was Baseball players with twisted testicles and anal fissures…ew ew ew…I mean, I’m not even into sports! what was i thinking?
Well hmmmm what to say about this? Well hmmm Id like to be the first to interview this woman for my youtube page. I mean after she recovers from the surgery of having a toilet seat removed from her backside. I mean wouldnt want a play by play of all the highlights of sitting on a comode for 2 yrs strait. I mean what? How can that happen? Imagine for the seat to attach that means no showers, no changes of clothes. I mean I just have so many questions. Did she have TV? If so what were her favorite shows? How did she occupie her time and how did she sleep? In that time I wonder did she ever vomit? I mean if the comode is attached to her bottom then she wouldnt be able to turn around and puke in the comode. Well only positive thing I can think is that maybe she will get a place in the guiness book for longest time on a comode seat. And her boyfriend shouldnt get prosecuted for anything I mean hell you cant force anyone to dismount and nice custom built comode thats a constituional right.