Young Latinas, It’s Never Too Early To Begin Eroticizing Yourselves
7 March 2008, 3:45 PM. By Guanabee Staff
Meet…this little girl. We didn’t get her name, but where she’s headed, it doesn’t really matter. When we first viewed her dancing from behind, we thought she was some kind of loose midget woman. The way she suggestively shakes those hips. Then she turned around and we discovered she’s actually a loose toddler. And not at all shy about it, either. You know what? She’ll probably be part-time stripping her way to an Academy Award before you can say, “Lime Jell-o, please,” to the eldercare worker of your retirement home. You could learn a thing or two, is all we’re saying.
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Did you miss this gem?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VV2eq4oFYxE
@whatevs: I smell a Guanabee feature coming out of this.
@ whatevs. Popolo?! You have totes not heard of LA BATIDORA!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vxgcPh164IE
Que culeo!
@Educated Latinos Who Read This Blog: Is it inappropriate to call a toddler (or young child in general) a whore? I’m just wondering. It’s an issue that’s rarely discussed. For the record, girls start working the streets at a young age in some African countries.
@Guana Bust A Nut: I’m sorry, could you point to the sentence where anyone refers to this child as a “whore”? It appears to be missing from he main post. And also please school us on child prostitution in Africa, we need to hear more!
@Dropouts who read this blog: I don’t think the article is so much calling the baby a whore as it is calling her parents lacking in awareness.
@whatevs: No one referred to this child as a whore. I’m asking the question: “Is it inappropriate to call a child (any child) a whore?” Particularly children who will probably grow up to become whores. I can be more specific. Is it best to wait until the child (with whorish tendencies) reaches puberty before calling that child a whore? Inquiring minds want to know. Thanks for your comments, whatevs. This discussion was lovely. :)
@El voz: Didnt’ you get the memo? Guanabee is a blog for educated Latinos. No dropouts here. Sorry! But, you’re in luck. I just so happen to know where all the drop outs like to spend their time when they’re online. You can find them here: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=23965298
Is it hoar or whore?? I am so confused…
I wish I could dance like those little muppets.
you don’t ahve to go all thw way to Africa to find child whores!! Costa Rica Guatemala, Mexico and many other latin destinations have this problem.
The girl is cheating, her diaper makes her butt look big!