FridayApril182008

Aliza Shvarts' Uterine Lining Inspires Jewelry Maker

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Onch, a jewelry designer from Los Angeles, has been inspired by Aliza Shvarts’ art to create some of his own. His “Aliza Shvarts” pendant is all a-swirl with red - reminiscent of roses, cherries jubilee, and miscarried baby brain juice - and retails for $45.00. Chains are not included, but we think this would look absolutely lovely paired with faux-Native American leather fringe boots and leopard-print culottes.

Aliza Shvarts [Onch Movement]

Comments

I’m sorry, I have to go. I just Shvarted.

Maybe Aliza should jump off a bridge and when her brains (if she has one) splat on the payment someone can take a picture and sell it as art.

How low can you go? Anything for a buck.

I would say that Guannabee is is good place to market crap like this. Maybe you can get Shvarts to send you vials of her snot to sell too.

Hell, all this would be hysterical if it were only fiction…

Aliza Schvarts is the epitome of just how filthy and vile Jews are.

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