Ashlee Simpson’s Wet Seal Line Is Out, Fishy

Yay! Ashlee Simpson’s line of t-shirts for Wet Seal is finally out! Hurrah! We just made a wet seal in our pants! Now we can finally burn our old Hot Topic hoodies and trade ‘em in for some gloriously heinous rainbow vomit with Ashlee’s face frowning up at us. We were so tired of dressing NOT like a thirteen year old who might have have screen name like HelloKittyKissKiss69bLOWjOB. The tops retail from 15.50 to 19.50 and are woven from bits of Jessica Simpson’s hair extensions, eyeliner crumbs and Pete Wentz’s pubes. Buy yours today!

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