TuesdayApril292008

Banana Hammock As Press Release: Softcore "Underwear" Website Sure Knows How To Get Our Attention

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One of the benefits of blogging is that you get anthrax interesting stuff sent to you. One of such delicious “packages” arrived last night in our inbox as a thinly-veiled press release (with attached photo goodness) announcing a new male model for an underwear internet store nobody has ever heard of. The model is Carlos Freire, a Brazilian who looks like he could squeeze you a dozen lemons for a nice caipirinha with his abs. According to the bulging “For Immediately Release” Press cockmuniqué:

Carlos Freire (real name: Carlinhos Freire), one of Brazil’s freshest new modeling faces, recently arrived in Los Angeles after a year-long modeling stint in Asia and spent an afternoon being photographed for web retailer International Jock.

As for us, we’ll be spending our afternoon looking at the photos below. So put down your tequila latte and recognize that it’s not too late to begin starving yourself for summer.

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International Jock presents Brazilian model Carlos Freire [International Jock]

Comments

Haha. Seeing these photos is like eating sweet after sweet - you just can’t taste it after a while. But I am lusting after that delicious looking water big time. I wish summer was here NAOW.

Não. Haha, puns.

He’s kind of equine looking. But the kind of stud I wouldn’t mine riding.

OH!!! HIGH FIVE BRO!

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