Beyonce And Jay-Z Might Be Getting Married Today

Jay-Z and Beyonce might be getting married in New York City today. A source close to Beyonce (Solange, probably. Jealous!) says the ceremony will include only a small number of guests, who were not told the location of the wedding on their invitation but were instructed to wear ivory. Serena and Venus Williams will apparently be among the guests in attendance.

Note to anyone who might think of inviting us to your wedding: Don’t. But if you must, do not try to tell us what color to wear. You’ll be lucky if we show up sober enough to even remember people are all about “wearing clothes” and not “vomiting behind Church pianos naked.” Or whatever.

CONFIRMED: Beyonce & Jay-Z Marriage (Guests Wearing Ivory!) [E-Biz]